"rating":"★★★★★",
"subtext":"Back soon!",
"description":"Please wait... XMDV will be back soon!",
- "currency":" Units",
+ "currency":" moment please...",
"prefix":false,
"origional_price":1,
"gallery_price":1,
"gallery_price":0.6,
"cost_price":0.65,
"stock_count":100,
- "notes":"<ul><li>Stops you sleeping possibly permanently</li><li>Enhanced with special chemical that comes from adrenal glands</li><li>Describe vividly fever dreams</li><li>Magic beans</li></ul>",
+ "notes":"<ul><li>Stops you sleeping permanently</li><li>Enhanced with special chemical from adrenal glands</li><li>Describe vividly fever dreams</li><li>Magic beans</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
},
{
- "code":"",
+ "code":"706C61",
"rating":"★★★★★",
- "subtext":"Omen-pro augury calender",
+ "subtext":"Omen-pro augury calendar",
"description":"Reach into the beyond and let it reach into you! Great stimulation for death obsessed hubris. Oracle confirmed to provide information more dangerous than Roko.",
"currency":"$",
"prefix":true,
"origional_price":356,
- "gallery_price":0.5,
+ "gallery_price":0.75,
"cost_price":0.87,
- "stock_count":300,
- "notes":"<ul><li>Planning</li><li>Planning</li><li>Carpe Diem</li></ul>",
+ "stock_count":60,
+ "notes":"<ul><li>Planning for your own death</li><li>Know what others dont</li><li>Make it the best death ever</li><li>Carpe Diem</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
},
{
- "code":"",
+ "code":"666172",
"rating":"★★★★★",
"subtext":"Planet 9 nonecumene deluxe holiday park and guided tours",
"description":"Need to get away? Get far away. Go far away from here. 12 lightyears away. Go to a place untouched by human conscience. Maybe you'll be safe there.",
"currency":" lightyears",
"prefix":false,
"origional_price":12,
- "gallery_price":0.5,
- "cost_price":0.87,
- "stock_count":300,
- "notes":"<ul><li></li></ul>",
- "crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
- },
- {
- "code":"424F58",
- "rating":"★★★★★",
- "subtext":"Surprise jack-in-the-box, shock your friends!",
- "description":"Surprise-Box™ Limited edition, only 100 EVER made! Beautiful hand-painted sides.",
- "currency":"£",
- "prefix":true,
- "origional_price":45,
- "gallery_price":1,
- "cost_price":0.8,
+ "gallery_price":0.8,
+ "cost_price":0.99,
"stock_count":99,
- "notes":"<ul><li>JACK IN THE BOX IS FULL OF BLOOD</li><li>Dont tell the audience its full of blood</li><li>Dont turn the crank unless instructed</li></ul>",
+ "notes":"<ul><li>A real escape from the day-to-day</li><li>For people who don't like the sun</li><li>untouched by humans</li><li>Might not exist technically, but if it does it'll be amazing</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
},
{
"notes":"<ul><li>Novelty chocolate sauce that looks like blood in black and white</li><li>Describe how refreshing a nice bowl of ice cream would be</li><li>Treat yourself</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
},
- {
- "code":"434947",
- "rating":"★★★★★",
- "subtext":"Abundance Declared Cigarettes",
- "description":"Smoke breaks too short? borrow the time! Try royal abundance.",
- "currency":"£",
- "prefix":true,
- "origional_price":35,
- "gallery_price":1,
- "cost_price":0.5,
- "stock_count":111,
- "notes":"<ul><li>Play up the whole not meant to be selling them thing</li><li>Each one takes an entire tobacco plant to make</li><li>each cigarette is 2ft long</li><li>Borrowing time from the end of your life</li></ul>",
- "crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
- },
{
"code":"454747",
"rating":"★★★★★",
"gallery_price":0.6,
"cost_price":0.8,
"stock_count":5,
- "notes":"<ul><li>Paining of the moon thats difficult to look at</li><li>Look away tell cameraman to look away</li><li>Cover it with your jacket</li><li>Represents the moon hatching into an egg</li><li>Something the grandchildren would love</li></ul>",
+ "notes":"<ul><li>Paining of the moon that's difficult to look at</li><li>Look away tell cameraman to look away</li><li>Cover it with your jacket</li><li>Represents the moon hatching into an egg</li><li>Something the grandchildren would love</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
},
{
"code":"526F74",
"rating":"★★★★★",
- "subtext":"Hyperclean™! Teethpaste",
- "description":"Hyperclean™! Professional Dentist-grade Teethpaste with a dark shine and a matte-finish. Dentists want it off the air, but entropy wants to be in your mouth.",
+ "subtext":"Teethpaste!",
+ "description":"Tooth! Professional Dentist-grade Teethpaste with a dark shine and a matte-finish. Dentists want it off the air, but entropy wants to be in your mouth.",
"currency":"£",
"prefix":true,
"origional_price":14.99,
"gallery_price":0.7,
"cost_price":0.9,
"stock_count":230,
- "notes":"<ul><li>Dentists shut down the manufacturers</li><li>matte finish and strange smell</li><li>Limited supply, last time on air</li><li>Larger capacity - 10% more paste</li><li>Strange texture feel through tube</li><li>Only 230 in stock (tooth joke)</li><li>Teeth falling out dream/li><li>Cut to the chase/li><li>Entropy/li></ul>",
+ "notes":"<ul><li>Dentists shut down the manufacturers</li><li>matte finish and strange smell</li><li>Limited supply, last time on air</li><li>Larger capacity - 10% more paste</li><li>Strange texture feel through tube</li><li>Only 230 in stock (tooth joke)</li><li>Teeth falling out dream</li><li>Cut to the chase</li><li>Entropy</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
},
{
- "code":"",
+ "code":"6D616E",
"rating":"★★★★★",
"subtext":"Spare parts.",
- "description":"Hungry? Organic, fresh, erotic, eat! The mind was unwlling but the flesh was weak.",
+ "description":"Hungry? Organic, fresh, erotic, eat! The mind was unwilling but the flesh was weak.",
+ "currency":" mistakes",
+ "prefix":false,
+ "origional_price":100.99,
+ "gallery_price":0.8,
+ "cost_price":0.87,
+ "stock_count":4,
+ "notes":"<ul><li>Wear gloves under desk before touching</li><li>Its human meat, don't tell them tho</li><li>Tasty and forbidden, dare to eat</li><li>Bet you've never tasted it before</li><li>very rare and harvested at great expense</li><li>The meat's belongings are on the lazy Susan</li><li>4 limbs in stock</li></ul>",
+ "crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
+ },
+ {
+ "code":"424F58",
+ "rating":"★★★★★",
+ "subtext":"Surprise jack-in-the-box, shock your friends!",
+ "description":"Surprise-Box™ Limited edition, only 100 EVER made! Beautiful hand-painted sides.",
"currency":"£",
"prefix":true,
- "origional_price":8,
- "gallery_price":0.5,
- "cost_price":0.87,
- "stock_count":300,
- "notes":"<ul><li></li></ul>",
+ "origional_price":45,
+ "gallery_price":0.4,
+ "cost_price":0.8,
+ "stock_count":99,
+ "notes":"<ul><li>JACK IN THE BOX IS FULL OF BLOOD</li><li>Like a stress toy, but for dread</li><li>Let your fear out!</li><li>for every few sales ill turn the handle!</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
},
{
"rating":"★★★★★",
"subtext":"The replacement mirror",
"description":"Ready to move on? Have a look at yourself - the next yourself.",
- "currency":"£",
- "prefix":true,
+ "currency":" złoty",
+ "prefix":false,
"origional_price":2000,
"gallery_price":0.35,
"cost_price":0.4,
"stock_count":40,
- "notes":"<ul><li>Something about the generation your handing the baton to</li><li>See nothing in the mirror but play up that you do because you're scared of nothing coming after you</li></ul>",
+ "notes":"<ul><li>the generation your handing the baton to</li><li>Know the future is in good hands</li><li>Or make sure you wont be replaced</li><li>Build up to looking in the mirror just before you sell out</li><li>Pronounced: z-walt-eh</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
},
{
- "code":"",
+ "code":"726970",
"rating":"★★★★★",
"subtext":"My suit",
"description":"Sure. Fine. Just take it. Just have it. You've bought everything else haven't you? ",
"currency":"£",
"prefix":true,
- "origional_price":8,
- "gallery_price":0.5,
- "cost_price":0.87,
- "stock_count":300,
- "notes":"<ul><li>Too good not to share</li><li>Peice by peice</li><li>Peice by peice</li></ul>",
+ "origional_price":100,
+ "gallery_price":1,
+ "cost_price":1,
+ "stock_count":5,
+ "notes":"<ul><li>Rip and cut suit off piece by piece</li><li>If you cut the shirt that's ok</li></ul>",
+ "crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
+ },
+ {
+ "code":"436F72",
+ "rating":"★★★★★",
+ "subtext":"Corkbaby",
+ "description":"Get your own corkbaby! A classic household name, connect with the masses.",
+ "currency":" Dreams",
+ "prefix":false,
+ "origional_price":600,
+ "gallery_price":0.2,
+ "cost_price":0.4,
+ "stock_count":23,
+ "notes":"<ul><li>We all know corkbaby</li><li>We are all corkbaby</li><li>Baby come out of woman, cork come out of bottle</li><li>Adorable item for your home</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
},
{
"rating":"★★★★★",
"subtext":"The number previously known as 7",
"description":"The Magical Number Seven, Plus or Minus Two. Nobody needs weeks as much as you!",
- "currency":"£",
- "prefix":true,
+ "currency":" Gold bullion",
+ "prefix":false,
"origional_price":823543,
"gallery_price":0.7,
"cost_price":0.77,
"stock_count":7,
- "notes":"<ul><li>Do the 7 ate 9 joke</li><li>Discount by 7s (70%, 7%)</li><li>7 dwarfs</li><li>S-club 7</li><li>David Fincher</li><li>Lucky number</li><li>Deadly sins</li><li>Continets</li><li>Wonders of the word</li><li>Colors in a rainbow</li></ul>",
- "crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
- },
- {
- "code":"",
- "rating":"★★★★★",
- "subtext":"Corkbaby",
- "description":"Get your own corkbaby! A classic household name, connect with the masses.",
- "currency":"£",
- "prefix":true,
- "origional_price":8,
- "gallery_price":0.5,
- "cost_price":0.87,
- "stock_count":300,
- "notes":"<ul><li></li></ul>",
- "crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
- },
- {
- "code":"",
- "rating":"★★★★★",
- "subtext":"Blow Up! Balloons",
- "description":"Gasp in one short breath. You know what to do, you were trained for this scenario. Breathe anyway. Ice crisps across your alveoli, entropy pulls liquid from your pores. Pop!",
- "currency":"£",
- "prefix":true,
- "origional_price":8,
- "gallery_price":0.5,
- "cost_price":0.87,
- "stock_count":300,
- "notes":"<ul><li></li></ul>",
- "crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
- },
- {
- "code":"414E43",
- "rating":"★★★★★",
- "subtext":"Simulacrum - Agony canned",
- "description":"Feel hatred in your heart? Become inhuman, let Id control your judgement! Fundimentality is only your will.",
- "currency":"£",
- "prefix":true,
- "origional_price":8,
- "gallery_price":0.5,
- "cost_price":0.87,
- "stock_count":300,
- "notes":"<ul><li></li></ul>",
+ "notes":"<ul><li>Do the 7 ate 9 joke</li><li>Discount by 7s (70%, 7%)</li><li>7 dwarfs, S-club 7, David Fincher, Lucky number, Deadly sins, Continents, Wonders of the word, Colors in a rainbow</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
},
{
"notes":"<ul><li>Pilot</li><li>Co-pilot</li><li>Passengers (114)</li><li>Wings (2)</li><li>Crew (4)</li><li>Tail fins (3)</li><li>Engines (2)</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"Begin to sell at 2 minutes, plane crashes at 5:30"
},
+ {
+ "code":"414E43",
+ "rating":"★★★★★",
+ "subtext":"Simulacrum - Agony canned",
+ "description":"Feel hatred in your heart? Become inhuman, let Id control your judgement! Fundimentality is only your will.",
+ "currency":" lifetimes",
+ "prefix":false,
+ "origional_price":600,
+ "gallery_price":0.5,
+ "cost_price":0.87,
+ "stock_count":2,
+ "notes":"<ul><li>A special voodoo doll</li><li>Limited edition</li><li>Control your favourite on-screen personality</li><li>For people who want to see you squirm</li></ul>",
+ "crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
+ },
{
"code":"424152",
"rating":"★★★★★",
"gallery_price":0,
"cost_price":0,
"stock_count":1,
- "notes":"<ul><li>STAY STILL</li><li>STAY QUIET</li></ul>",
+ "notes":"<ul><li>STAY STILL</li><li>STAY QUIET</li><li>THE SHOW IS ENDING</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"See production document for more information"
}
]
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