\textit{``Live-streamed teleshopping channel with a narrative twist.''}
\end{quote}
+\noindent\includegraphics[width=\textwidth]{emoji}
+
\section{Posterity}
Much of the thinking on the project was done early, in 2022, at a three way intersection. At the time teleshopping was a comfortable facination, anchored in all sences. Maybe it was a live time, because the 2nd media keeping me in one place was \textit{Blaseball} [sic]. The 3rd was \textit{XMDV Radio}, the Sound of the Apcoalypse. Each deserves background, but \textit{ball} most of all.
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+\emoji{telephone-receiver}
+Suicidal price cuts!
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+\emoji{studio-microphone}
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\listoffigures
\mainmatter
-% \include{chapters/introduction}
-% \include{chapters/symbolism}
-% \include{chapters/intbar}
-% \include{chapters/tech}
+\include{chapters/introduction}
+\include{chapters/symbolism}
+\include{chapters/intbar}
+\include{chapters/tech}
\include{chapters/teleshopping}
-% \include{chapters/schedule}
+%\include{chapters/schedule}
\backmatter
\printbibliography