"description":"Hyperclean™! Professional Dentist-grade Teethpaste with a dark shine and a matte-finish. Dentists want it off the air!",
"origional_price":14.99,
"stock_count":230,
- "notes":"<ul><li>Dentists have got the manufacturers shut down</li><li>Leaves a matte finish and a stange smell</li><li>Limited supply, last time on air</li><li>Larger capacity tube 10% more paste</li><li>Strange texture feel through tube</li><li>Only 230 in stock (tooth joke)</li></ul>",
+ "notes":"<ul><li>Dentists have got the manufacturers shut down</li><li>Leaves a matte finish and a strange smell</li><li>Limited supply, last time on air</li><li>Larger capacity tube 10% more paste</li><li>Strange texture feel through tube</li><li>Only 230 in stock (tooth joke)</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
},
{
"description":"Smoke breaks too short? borrow the time! Try royal abundance.",
"origional_price":35,
"stock_count":111,
- "notes":"<ul><li>Play up the whole not ment to be selling them thing</li><li>Each one takes an entire tobacco plant to make</li><li>each cigarette is 2ft long</li></ul>",
+ "notes":"<ul><li>Play up the whole not meant to be selling them thing</li><li>Each one takes an entire tobacco plant to make</li><li>each cigarette is 2ft long</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
},
{
"description":"Bad dreams? Never sleep again. <em>New</em> formula, 100x strength",
"origional_price":12,
"stock_count":100,
- "notes":"<ul><li>Stops you sleeping possibly perminently</li><li>Enhanced with special chemical that comes from adrenial glands</li><li>Describe vividly fever dreams</li></ul>",
+ "notes":"<ul><li>Stops you sleeping possibly permanently</li><li>Enhanced with special chemical that comes from adrenal glands</li><li>Describe vividly fever dreams</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
},
{
"description":"Ready to move on? Look over your shoulder to the person replacing you when you go.",
"origional_price":2000,
"stock_count":40,
- "notes":"<ul><li>Something about the generation your handing the battone to</li><li>See nothing in the mirror but play up that you do because you're scared of nothing coming after you</li></ul>",
+ "notes":"<ul><li>Something about the generation your handing the baton to</li><li>See nothing in the mirror but play up that you do because you're scared of nothing coming after you</li></ul>",
"crew_notes":"Test crew notes"
},
{
{
"code":"424F58",
"rating":"★★★★★",
- "subtext":"Supprise jack-in-the-box, shock your friends!",
- "description":"Suprise-Box™ Limited edition, only 100 EVER made!. Beautiful handpainted sides.",
+ "subtext":"Surprise jack-in-the-box, shock your friends!",
+ "description":"Surprise-Box™ Limited edition, only 100 EVER made!. Beautiful hand-painted sides.",
"origional_price":45,
"stock_count":99,
"notes":"<ul><li>JACK IN THE BOX IS FULL OF BLOOD</li><li>Dont tell the audience its full of blood</li><li>Dont turn the crank unless instructed</li></ul>",
"code":"422657",
"rating":"★★★★★",
"subtext":"Black and White Blood Chocolate Sauce",
- "description":"The perfect topping for noir detectives in ice-cream bars! Sweet and thick chocolate, made from all natural ingredients.",
+ "description":"The perfect topping for Noir detectives in ice-cream bars! Sweet and thick chocolate, made from all natural ingredients.",
"origional_price":8,
"stock_count":300,
"notes":"<ul><li>Novelty chocolate sauce that looks like blood in black and white</li><li>Describe how refreshing a nice bowl of ice cream would be</li><li>Treat yourself</li></ul>",